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(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
PATRICIA HEATON, "DEBRA" ON
"EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND": Did you ever think of
hugging me, you jerk?
RAY ROMANO, "RAYMOND" ON
"EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND":
Well, it's pretty hard
to hug someone who's trying
to kill you!
HEATON: Yeah? Well it
never occurred to you you've
never even tried it before!
ROMANO: Well, look,
this is not huggable, this
-- this -- this is not
Debra. This is the woman who
shows up once a month to rip
into me like a monkey on a
cupcake!
(END VIDEO CLIP)
LARRY KING, HOST, "LARRY
KING LIVE": Tonight, as
America prepares to bid
farewell, next week, to its
favorite TV family after
nine magical seasons, the
stars of "Everybody Loves
Raymond" are here for the
hour. We'll share laughs,
some memories, and Ray
Romano will be along with
us, along with TV-wife
Patricia Heaton, and
TV-brother Brad Garrett, and
your phone calls, and it's
all next on LARRY KING LIVE.
This Monday night will be
the last of the series. Of
course, it will run forever
in syndication and the like.
And Ray Romano, here with
us, presented every member
of the cast and crew with
one of these diamond rings.
This is Brad Garrett's, that
you wear proudly, do you
not?
BRAD GARRETT, "ROBERT" ON
"EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND":
I do. I don't think it's
real because my entire wrist
is green from wearing this.
Is that normal? It feels
weird.
KING: Is it real, Ray?
ROMANO: By the way,
that's two rings melded into
one to fit on your finger,
by the way.
KING: That's very nice.
ROMANO: I forgot to wear
mine. I forgot to wear mine.
GARRETT: (INAUDIBLE) ...because
I'm so over it. I mean, I
appreciate it, but I think
it would go great with the
suspenders, and the...
KING: Thank you.
ROMANO: Ebay -- put
it on eBay for charity.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: I'll wear it
for the show and then return
it to you. How does that
sound?
GARRETT: I like that,
and it makes a lovely
whistle if things get boring
KING: Ray is also
co-author of "Everybody
Loves Raymond: Our Family
Album," along with executive
producer Phil Rosenthal.
There, you see its cover. Do
you do a special episode for
Monday night? I mean, do you
do a kind of a last episode?
ROMANO: Yes, it has a
finale feel to it. But, you
know, we kept true to
ourselves. It's not
spectacular, and there's no
life-changing thing. But it
has a little more emotional
resonance, I think. But it's
a half hour. You know, we
didn't want to do an hour.
We didn't want to take a
half hour show and stretch
it into an hour like
normally that happens. We
just did a funny episode.
KING: And it was done in
January, right?
ROMANO: January, yes.
KING: Was it emotional
to do, Patricia?
HEATON: Yes, I really --
we talked about it all year,
actually, like, how we were
going to feel on the final
episode and what our
reactions were going to be.
And I was very -- I thought
I was going to be real
shutdown because it's too
big of a thing. It's -- too
much has happened to us
because of this show and I
just didn't think I'd be
able to deal with it.
But, from the first day of
rehearsal, I sobbed the
whole day, and then when we
got to the taping of the
show, I lost my voice, and
we couldn't do it. So...
ROMANO: Yeah, actually,
we were ready to film --
when we were ready to film
the episode, literally, as
we were ready to be
introduced, we -- Patty, in
the beginning of the day,
her voice was hoarse, so we
waited, we waited. At
showtime, the voice was
gone. We had to send the
audience home and do it the
following week. Yeah.
KING: What was it like
for you?
GARRETT: It was very
emotional.
ROMANO: Were you in it?
GARRETT: I wasn't in it.
I was on camera C. Ray
really never involved me
much.
ROMANO: Oh, stop.
GARRETT: Never got over
the iceman (ph).
ROMANO: No, I was going
to -- I interrupted a nice
story.
GARRETT: No, no, no. It
was, you know -- we thought
we were all really ready to,
you know -- nine years was a
great run, and then it just,
you know, it just -- but I,
you know, I cry at weather
reports. I'm an emotional...
KING: How did mom and
pop take it, Mr. Boyle?
ROMANO: That's what got
me. I got to tell you, I was
keeping it together, and
when we came out for the
curtain call and Peter
hugged me and I saw tears in
his eyes. You know, this is
-- because, you know, I know
him as Peter, but I also
know him as Frank the
curmudgeon and this and
that, and that was kind of
heavy when I saw that.
KING: "Everybody's" --
it's on the cover of
"Entertainment Weekly." Look
at this gag cover they did.
Ray Romano and Patricia
Heaton as Clark Gable and
Vivien Leigh in "Gone with
the Wind."
GARRETT: Is that who
that's supposed to be?
KING: I guess. Look at
that.
HEATON: A friend of mine
actually walked by the
newsstand, glanced at it and
thought to herself, gee,
look it, the show is not
over yet and they're already
photographing Ray with some
other woman.
ROMANO: Really?
HEATON: Yeah.
ROMANO: That's awesome.
KING: It is also on the
cover of "TV Guide." They
have two covers on "TV
Guide," one with just Ray
and the wife, and one with
the entire cast. I got my
copy today in the mail with
the entire cast. That's the
cover.
GARRETT: So, and then,
at home you get the entire
cast, but if you pay for it
you only get Ray and Patty.
KING: I guess.
ROMANO: As it should be!
KING: We asked -- we're
going to get into this --
but, we asked every member
of the cast to pick favorite
episodes, and a favorite of
Ray's was titled "How They
Met," from the third season.
ROMANO: Ah, yes.
KING: It flashes back to
the time Ray first met his
future missus. He delivers a
futon to her place, and she
invites him over to dinner.
Watch.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
DEBRA: Hey, you want
something to drink?
RAY: Yes, yes. Let
me get that.
DEBRA: OK, the
glasses are right there.
RAY: OK. Ice?
DEBRA: Yes.
RAY: I like the
-- I like the round cubes
with the holes in them.
Those are my favorite kind
of cubes. Oh! Are you okay?
DEBRA: Yes, I'm fine.
You keep knocking me down.
RAY: I know.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You
all right?
DEBRA: Yes.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
ROMANO: No tongue, by
the way.
KING: No tongue.
ROMANO: Nah. I made that
rule up early on.
KING: Why did this show
work? It's ray's life,
right?
ROMANO: Well, it was
based -- I mean, the
characters, the situation...
KING: Didn't it start
with you appearing on
"Letterman," doing this bit?
ROMANO: Yes, I was doing
stand-up for 12 years. I did
my first stand-up spot on
"Letterman," and then the
following week his company
called me up to say, we want
to try to develop a show
based around what we saw.
KING: So, you have a
brother who is a cop.
ROMANO: I have a brother
who's now -- he's now
retired. He was a New York
police sergeant. My parents
have lived across the street
or close enough. I have
twins and a wife and the
whole deal, yes, and my
brother moved back in with
my parents.
KING: Why did it work,
Pat?
HEATON: I guess...
KING: Obviously worked.
The writing?
HEATON: Me? I would say.
ROMANO: Yes, it's you
and the writing.
HEATON: I guess it would
be these, wouldn't you say?
ROMANO: By the way,
money well spent.
GARRETT: Looks like an
ad for the Judds, if you ask
me. They've got a concert
coming up.
ROMANO: The Judds?
GARRETT: The Judds.
ROMANO: OK, sorry, I
thought I misheard there.
KING: Why does it
work?
HEATON: It works because
it's very true to life. The
writers would come in in the
morning, talk about the
fight they had with their
wives the night before.
They'd write it down. They'd
hand it to us. We'd act it
superbly...
ROMANO: It's
relate-able.
HEATON: ...and everybody
loved it.
GARRETT: The biggest
compliment -- the biggest
compliment you get is, boy,
she's just like my mom or,
you know, Ray's like my
sister. I hear that all the
time.
ROMANO: We got -- we
were lucky enough to this
this chemistry with the cast
and these great writers, and
it was a combination of
everything and people
related to it.
KING: Why is it going
off?
HEATON: Hmm?
KING: It's your
decision, right?
HEATON: Ray?
ROMANO: Well, Phil
Rosenthal and I -- Phil
Rosenthal, the creator,
executive producer, and I --
after seven years, we
thought we had said a lot
and we thought we did it all
and we thought maybe it's
time now. And then we got
talked into doing another
year -- we didn't get talked
into it. But we knew the
shows were still -- the
quality was still there.
After eight years we could
sense that, we're running
out of fresh ideas. That's
all it was. It was creative.
The actors, everybody was
great. The writers still
wanted to do it. But we just
wanted to leave while we
were on the top. We thought
if we went one more year, we
might have been stretching
it.
KING: You agree with
that decision?
GARRETT: Absolutely.
KING: You do?
GARRETT: Sure. I mean,
you know, there's a part of
you that doesn't want it to
end, but when you step back
and say, boy, the integrity
of leaving as a number one
sit-com, it's great. So that
way you never see that rerun
down the line where you
went, boy, we shouldn't have
done that one. And it's a
really rare thing. It says a
lot about Ray and Phil and
the writers to have that
amount of appreciation for
the audience.
KING: You ought to be
very proud. We'll take a
break, come back. We'll be
including your phone calls.
We're saluting the end of an
era, the end of "Everybody
Loves Raymond." But you'll
be seeing it forever. Where
is it sold to?
ROMANO: It is on TB --
it's on network, and also
TBS, at the same time, yeah.
KING: As we go to break,
watch Brad and mom go at it.
ROMANO: What?
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
RAY: Mom, what
did he do?
ROBERT: She faxed the
FBI a letter about how she
ruined my lucky suit.
MARIE: I wasn't sure
it went through. It was the
first time I ever used a fax
machine.
DEBRA: Marie, why
don't you go into the
kitchen, and Robert, how
about you just stay here and
maybe blink a few times.
ROBERT: Why would you
do it? Why would you send a
letter? The guy looked at me
like I was a pathetic,
candy-ass mama's boy.
MARIE: Then he
seems awfully critical.
ROBERT: He's the FBI,
ma! I wasn't applying for a
job at the Gap.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
DEBRA: Ray, our first
few years together have been
a joy to me.
MARIE: What are you
two doing out here?
DEBRA: And I think of
our life together as a
journey.
MARIE: Please! Don't
you want your appetizer?
DEBRA: A great
journey. And along this path
you...
ROBERT:
(INAUDIBLE)
DEBRA: ..we would
share many joyful moments
together. Moments that we
will remember all our -- OK!
I'm pregnant!
RAY: What?
MARIE:
Pregnant! Debra's pregnant!
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: How do you not
laugh when you do that
stuff? You really...
ROMANO: In rehearsal,
you do. But by the time
we...
HEATON: You get
enough days to get it out of
your system.
KING: What about the
infectious of the audience
laughing?
HEATON: You know, I
know for me, I so want them
to get the joy, the
experience of getting the
joke, that it totally
focuses me.
ROMANO: You don't
want to break character.
HEATON: I don't want
to -- because we have so
much fun with it during the
week that when we do it for
the audience, I want to make
-- I just can't wait for
them to hear it.
KING: By the way, I
forgot to do this yesterday.
I want to wish happy
birthday to Don Rickles. A
favorite of everybody here,
right? (INAUDIBLE), he's
your hero.
GARRETT: My hero.
ROMANO: He was,
before I even started
stand-up, I remember seeing
him at Westbury (ph), and
one of the reasons I've
started doing it.
KING: Genuine funny.
ROMANO: Yeah.
HEATON: Yes.
KING: Funny. Happy
birthday, Don. You deserve
it.
All right, our next is one
of Patricia's favorites.
It's titled "Ally's Birth."
Let's just say, Uncle
Robert's police cruiser came
in handy when Debra went
into labor. Here's what
happened.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
RAY: What are you
doing?
ROBERT: I'm
delivering this baby.
RAY: You don't
-- you're not a doctor!
ROBERT: Raymond, I've
had training in emergency
child delivery.
RAY: No, no,
no, I don't care. I don't
care!
DEBRA: You don't talk
anymore. Move over! Come
here, Robert.
(LAUGHTER)
RAY: : Holy Moses.
What are you looking at?
ROBERT: I'm waiting
for the baby, Raymond.
RAY: You legs got to
be so open?
(END VIDEO CLIP)
HEATON: Oh!
ROMANO: Yeah.
(CROSSTALK)
ROMANO: I remember
that one, yes. I have that
on a loop in my house.
GARRETT: I'm still
using the ointment. Supposed
to be four to six weeks.
ROMANO: That was a
fun one.
GARRETT: She's so
remarkable. You know...
HEATON: You know, I
just love -- I -- I mean,
when we're looking at these
clips, there's a lot of
physical comedy, the
knocking down and the
screaming and the legs up in
the air, and there's a lot
of us falling down over
couches and...
KING: There's a lot
of body movement.
HEATON: I love -- I
love -- that's my favorite
stuff to do.
KING: What's the
next, by the way? I should
get around to it, what are
you going to do, Brad?
GARRETT: Well, I'm
out doing some stand-up
right now, actually, which
is kind of my roots. I'm
going back to it. Just to
aggravate America one city
at a time. And...
ROMANO: That's a good
name for your tour.
GARRETT: Yeah.
ROMANO: To aggravate
America.
KING: To aggravate
America.
GARRETT: Exactly. I'm
doing that. And I'm working
on a project with HBO. And
there's a chance I may be
doing some Broadway, which
is like a dream of mine that
I'm very excited about.
KING: You get
residuals, of course,
from...?
GARRETT: I don't. I
don't. Only when it plays in
Korea.
ROMANO: What are you
doing on Broadway?
GARRETT: I really
can't get into it right now,
Ray. My publicist...
ROMANO: "Old Man
Cometh?" Hold and release.
KING: Patricia, what
are you going to do?
HEATON: I have a new
fragrance coming out.
GARRETT: So do I.
HEATON: I'm launching
a new fragrance.
KING: You're on the
cover of "Life" magazine.
GARRETT: Oh my gosh.
HEATON: What?
KING: Babies. Everybody
loves mom. Look at that.
GARRETT: Is that --
is that -- what, did she
have that printed, or is
that the real thing?
HEATON: That's the
real thing.
KING: What I've
learned from my kids. Have
you got -- you got a project
coming?
HEATON: Yes, as I
said, I'm going to be
launching a new fragrance.
It's called Pot Luck.
GARRETT: You're
kidding me.
HEATON: It's for
working moms. It smells
different depending on how
many days it's been since
you showered. So that's what
I'm working on.
GARRETT: Are you
serious?
ROMANO: No.
GARRETT: Oh, she's so
good. She's always in the
moment.
KING: You did that
good. You did that good. You
had (INAUDIBLE). Pot Luck.
HEATON: No...
KING: You ordered
some.
HEATON: Sometimes it
smells like brisket.
Sometimes it smells like
Clorox.
KING: What are you
going to do, Patricia?
(CROSSTALK)
HEATON: I'll be
working -- hopefully, I have
a deal with ABC now to
develop my own sitcom.
ROMANO: You got a
movie. You've got a movie
coming, right?
HEATON: I have a
movie coming up with TNT. So
yeah, a lot of stuff going
on.
ROMANO: I have a
fragrance. It's Pot Roast is
what we call that. No.
KING: What do you do?
ROMANO: I, well, like
Brad...
HEATON: Broadway.
ROMANO: I love -- I
always -- I continue to do
stand-up during the show
occasionally, but it's my
first love, and I believe I
am a stand-up, you know,
deep down, that's what I am.
So I'll do that. I got the
animated movie "Ice Age 2"
is coming out. And if look,
I'd love to do another film.
I did three films. One,
nobody saw and it was out.
Two never came -- one came
out so fast, a friend of
mine said, can I go see it?
I go, yeah, but if you hit
traffic on the way to the
theater, just go right to
the video store.
KING: I was supposed
to be in one, and they
couldn't work it out to get
me. I couldn't get...
(CROSSTALK)
ROMANO: You were
supposed to be in the one
that I did last summer.
KING: With Gene
Hackman, when you were
running against him for
mayor.
ROMANO: Yes. Yes.
KING: Why didn't that
work?
ROMANO: You wanted
money.
KING: No...
GARRETT: He meant the
movie, Raymond.
ROMANO: Oh.
GARRETT: Not why he
couldn't do it.
KING: "Welcome
To...?"
ROMANO: It was one of
those things. It was fun to
do. It was a fun movie. You
know, it's a weird science,
film. You know, I'm just
trying to get the hang of
it.
GARRETT: Let me tell
you where my movie career
is, if I can. It won't take
long. I'm picky and not in
demand. And it's a brutal
combination. I'm actually
starting to turn down roles
I'm not even up for. I
called Spielberg, I said "I
cannot do 'War of the
Worlds,'" and he went
"great."
KING: We'll be right
back.
GARRETT: Where are
you going? Do you do this to
Rickles? Do you do it to
Rickles?
KING: Yeah, but he
interrupts, too.
GARRETT: I see. I'm
sorry.
KING: As we're going
to break, this clip is Ray
says no.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
DEBRA: You already
asleep?
RAY: Huh?
DEBRA: You must be
tired.
RAY: Oh, yeah. I am
kind of beat. You know, I
got a lot of stuff. Going
on.
Maybe tomorrow.
DEBRA: Really?
ROMANO: Yeah.
DEBRA: OK.
Well, good night.
ROMANO: Yeah. Good
night. Oh.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: All
right, let's see what you
got. Come on. Come on. You
got it. You got it. You got
it. Right. Yes. Yes. You got
it. Yes. Yes. Yes. All
right.
CROWD: Go Robert. Go
Robert. Go Robert. Go
Robert. Go Robert.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: Is that
scripted?
GARRETT: Not the
dancing. Not the dancing.
KING: They let you
go?
GARRETT: I learned it
in the circus.
ROMANO: Yes.
GARRETT: Yes. Yes, we
just...
ROMANO: You've got
some moves.
GARRETT: Well, you
know, I started as a...
KING: During the nine
years, was there ever a
discord? Did anyone ever,
like, threaten to leave? Did
you ever have a holdout for
more money?
ROMANO: Sure.
KING: Things that have
happened...
ROMANO: Take a call.
Take a call, Larry. Yes, we
had the usual. You know,
it's business.
GARRETT: It wasn't among
the cast.
HEATON: No.
GARRETT: It was never
discord among the cast.
HEATON: Right.
ROMANO: No.
GARRETT: It was
business.
KING: Was Worldwide
Pants fair to you?
ROMANO: Yes. I
mean, we don't know who --
you know, it was Worldwide
Pants, there was HBO and
there was CBS, so...
KING: They were all
involved?
ROMANO: Yes.
KING: Well, what did the
paycheck read?
GARRETT: Said, call me.
ROMANO: Paycheck said
don't cash until Thursday.
KING: One of Brad's
favorites -- we're showing
favorites of each of our
guests is titled "Robert's
Date." In it Robert has a
new girlfriend who happens
to be black. The
relationship has an
interesting effect on him.
Watch.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
ROBERT: What?
RAY: Nothing. It's
just I've never seen you so
styling.
ROBERT: Just some
new clothes, that's all. Got
to get out more, my brother.
ROMANO: You having
fun, huh?
GARRETT: Yes. Judy and I
and some of the crew, we've
been hitting the clubs,
that's all.
ROMANO: Oh, you got a
crew now?
GARRETT: Word.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: Wow, funny stuff.
GARRETT: Thank you.
HEATON: You know, I was
on an airplane once watching
our show, and laughing my
head off like we're doing
here watching our own
episodes. And the steward
came up to me and said, "I
just think that it's so
funny you laugh at your own
show."
GARRETT: Yes.
ROMANO: Yes.
KING: You didn't -- you
resisted guest people --
guest appearances by famous
people, right? Occasionally
some sports people...
ROMANO: No, we didn't
resist it. The first year
CBS did a lot of little
stunt casting, because I
played a sports writer. So
they would get a lot of
athletes to come on. But the
show was not about the job.
It was about the family. So
it didn't really fit. We...
HEATON: They kind of
felt like they had to do
that to get the ratings
going. They thought it would
attract viewers when we
started out.
ROMANO: We had Kareem
Abdul-Jabbar in my living
room. No kidding. We had
Tommy Lasorda was making
sauce. And it was all for
stunt casting.
HEATON: Once we took
off, we didn't have to do
that.
KING: Was it a hit right
away?
HEATON: No, no.
KING: Was there ever the
threat where you might not
make it?
ROMANO: Well, the first
year we were on Friday
nights and we were like in
80 place. But the...
KING: Why did they keep
it?
ROMANO: Well, the
critics were behind it. So,
we were getting good press.
So they gave it -- more than
they should have. And then
at the end of the first
year, he gave us six weeks
on Monday night following
Cosby. "Cosby" was their
number one then. So we had
to perform then. That was
our real test, and we did.
It was -- it was a little
nerve wracking then, because
if we didn't do well then...
HEATON: Then we would
have been out.
ROMANO: Yes. Yes. And we
improved on "Cosby's"
audience and then he kept us
on Monday for the rest of
it. Yes.
KING: How did it affect
all of you being a hit? I
mean, fame, how did that
affect you, Brad, really,
seriously? You get
recognized, right?
GARRETT: Yes, I mean,
you get recognized. But it's
-- after so many years, you
know, of chipping away, it's
nice to get that validation
and have people watch. And
there's nothing like the
parking, you know to be
honest, to pull up to a
place every day and know
that you're going to do what
you love. I mean, it's...
KING: What was it like
for you, Pat?
HEATON: Well, it's great
to be on a job that lasts a
long time that you love. I
mean, I can't imagine having
to go to work every day and
not getting along with the
people or not liking the
writing or whatever. So we
just had the best of all
worlds. And all of us had
more children during the run
of the show. You started
with three, you end up with
four. I started with two,
had two more. You have two
now.
ROMANO: You had zero...
GARRETT: Yes. Yes. Yes,
true.
HEATON: So, it was...
ROMANO: But you're too
tired to take in the fame.
KING: How about your
fame, Ray?
ROMANO: Well, you know
what -- look, there's no
complaining. The perks are
great. I love -- I love the
little things. I love being
able to go to Disneyland and
not have to stand in the
line with four kids.
KING: You don't stand in
line?
ROMANO: Easy. I have to
put the outfit on. I've got
to walk around...
(LAUGHTER)
ROMANO: But I think, you
know, the problems -- you
know, I was neurotic. I've
always said, you know,
before the show I thought my
cab driver hated me. Now I
think my limo driver hates
me. That's all. It's just is
a different level.
KING: He's still
neurotic, right. He's
still...
HEATON: He's still
neurotic.
ROMANO: Well, I'm not --
I mean, it's just -- all I'm
trying to say is, you know,
it's great, but I think life
is the same just on a
different level.
GARRETT: You know what's
great -- and I know I say
this a lot, and just
probably tired of it. He
hasn't changed a bit. Which
is -- which is, you know, a
wonderful...
KING: Some people don't
change, circumstances
change.
GARRETT: That's true.
ROMANO: People around
you...
GARRETT: People around
you change because they
think...
(CROSSTALK)
ROMANO: Because of the
way -- the way people react
to you changes.
HEATON: Yes.
GARRETT: Yes.
KING: We'll take a break,
and when we come back, we'll
include your phone calls. As
we go -- by the way,
Condoleezza Rice is our
guest tomorrow night.
HEATON: My hero.
GARRETT: You know that
was my -- that was my
nickname in high school.
ROMANO: Rice cakes.
KING: I'll tell her that
tomorrow.
GARRETT: Please. Please.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: She's returning
tonight with the president.
She'll be with us tomorrow
night in Washington. And as
we go to break, bloopers.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
ROBERT: I'm home, Lily.
And there you are at work,
and then you come breezing
home -- look what I wrote.
Where's my dinner. How much
-- oh!
See everybody at graduation,
and then pow.
DEBRA: Robert,
this is your first time
teaching.
ROBERT: Yes. Well,
the supervisor said it may
be my last.
DEBRA: Now, that's
not fair. But you
probably...
ROBERT: No.
No. No. Can I have another
line!
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
DEBRA: Where is my tape
recorder, Ray? Where was my
tape recorder when I was in
labor with the twins for 36
hours and you were asking
the nurse if the TV gets
ESPN?
RAY: I mean, 36 hours,
that's not a short time.
DEBRA: Yeah. Guess what?
It's even longer when you're
trying to push two human
beings out of your body
while your husband is going
"does this hospital have
fudgesickles?" Yeah! Where
is my tape recorder, huh? Or
when you asked me why I get
so upset because I find your
underpants in the kitchen,
huh? Or when you start
snoring at my grandmother's
funeral? When you tape the
football game over our
wedding video!
RAY: Do you
really need a tape recorder?
You seem to remember
everything.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
KING: Our guests are Ray
Romano, Patricia Heaton and
Brad Garrett of "Everybody
Loves Raymond." Their final
show is Monday night on CBS.
And then, of course, they'll
be in rerun forever.
The first three seasons of
"Everybody Loves Raymond"
are available on DVD from
HBO Video. There you see the
covers. A boxed set of the
third season was just
released last week.
Let's go to calls. Dayton,
Ohio, hello.
CALLER: Hi. Good
evening, Larry.
KING: Hi.
CALLER: Hi, everybody.
How are you?
HEATON: Good.
ROMANO: Good. Hi.
CALLER: I just love your
show.
ROMANO: Thank you.
HEATON: Thank you.
CALLER: One of my
favorite shows was the
Thanksgiving turkey that
fell on the floor about four
or five times. That was
hilarious. But my question
is, I'm sure you get tons of
fan mail. Was there anything
that somebody had written in
to you that you may have
incorporated on the show?
ROMANO: That we used on
the show? No.
KING: Did anyone ever
give you ideas, though?
HEATON: See, you're not
getting a check. I don't
know what you sent in,
but...
ROMANO: Yeah, we
couldn't do that anyway even
if we wanted to. But some
people would send in ideas
that we kind of did already.
You know, there was a
version of that we did
already. A lot of people
would send in pictures. This
I got a kick out of, of
relatives that looked like
us.
KING: You're kidding?
ROMANO: Yeah.
GARRETT: It's
unbelievable.
ROMANO: Some of it was
scary.
GARRETT: I was someone's
Aunt Selma at one point.
ROMANO: Yeah.
GARRETT: Yeah.
ROMANO: How about the
husband and wife that looked
exactly like Peter and
Doris?
GARRETT: And they did.
ROMANO: Yeah.
GARRETT: And they did.
ROMANO: Yeah.
KING: Reno, Nevada.
Hello.
CALLER: Yes. My comment
is, first of all, I want the
entire cast to realize that
I consider "Everybody Loves
Raymond" one of the top
three comedies ever on
television.
HEATON: Thank you.
CALLER: And that's right
up there with "I Love Lucy."
And my comment is -- and my
question, actually, is did
you guys really know how
great that show was?
ROMANO: So sweet. That
show, meaning our show? Not
"I Love Lucy."
(CROSSTALK)
GARRETT: She's calling
about Lucy, Ray.
KING: Sometimes you can
be too close to the forest.
Did you realize?
HEATON: Well, like I
said...
(CROSSTALK)
HEATON: ... I'd be on an
airplane and I would watch
it as if I wasn't even in
the show. I mean, I could
get distance from it. And
when I would read the
scripts, I was so excited. I
was especially obsessed with
Brad's character, Robert. I
loved him. He's such a sad
sack. And I just always, you
know, wanted to...
KING: I mean, did you
realize how good -- it's a
good question.
GARRETT: You know,
you're in a bubble for nine
years. I mean, you're
constantly there. You have
very little contact with the
outside folks. And when you
finally get out and about,
whether it's doing whatever
we do, you see the impact it
has.
ROMANO: I think --
I think you see -- when you
get out and about, you see
how many people like the
show. But it's so hard -- I
mean, I don't know how you
are, but as a stand-up
comic, you've got a weird
thing going in your head.
There's two things going at
once. You think you're great
and you think you're
horrible at the same time.
So it's hard to get wrapped
up in the good press. It
really is. Yeah, does that
work for you, no?
GARRETT: No, not at all.
KING: There's another
one of our favorites...
GARRETT: I don't have an
evil twin yet, Ray.
KING: This is one of
Ray's favorites. "Bad Moon
Rising." We set it up with
two names, Ray and Debra,
and three letters, PMS. Take
a look.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
DEBRA: That's right,
Ray. I remember everything,
and I'm not going to forget
either.
RAY: Honey, I think
you make some excellent
points here, but I can't
help wondering that, you
know, maybe part of the
reason you're so upset right
now might possibly be
PMS-related.
DEBRA: (INAUDIBLE)
get me a tape recorder, and
I cannot believe you just
said that!
RAY: I don't know
what to do, I just don't
know what to do.
DEBRA: Yeah,
yeah. No kidding. Listen, if
I had PMS -- and I'm not
saying that I have -- is
that how you help me? By
taping me? By telling me I
have PMS?
RAY: Well, where do
you want me to go? I don't
know what to do! Show me
what to do. Just draw it out
for me!
DEBRA: Have you
ever thought about giving me
a hug?
RAY: A hug!
DEBRA: Yes, a hug.
Did you ever think of
hugging me, you jerk!
RAY: Well, it's
pretty hard to hug someone's
who's trying to kill you.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
ROMANO: All true.
That one comes...
KING: That happened
in life?
ROMANO: That hit
close. That was written by
Phil Rosenthal and myself.
HEATON: His wife
said it's verbatim, Monica
Horan, who plays Brad's
wife, Amy.
ROMANO: It's good to
make money off it, though,
right? If you are going to
have to live through it.
KING: Well, that's
right, you got to live
through. Oh, foxhole humor.
Wasn't funny when it was
happening.
ROMANO: No.
KING: We'll take a break
and we'll be right back with
more calls and more
highlights. Don't go away.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
MARIE: So, I'm not
gone a month, and my
100-year-old priceless
Bulgarian upright piano is
in the basement, and has
been replaced by you with
this.
ROBERT: Do you even
know what that is, ma?
MARIE: Yes, I do know
what that is! I may be an
ancient relic as far as
you're concerned, but I'm
still able to know what
things are. This is a sex
machine!
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
KING: We're back. New
Market, Ontario, hello.
CALLER: Hi, everyone.
KING: Hi.
HEATON: Hello.
ROMANO: Hi.
CALLER: We all love you
in Canada very much.
HEATON: Thank you.
GARRETT: Thank you.
ROMANO: Thank you.
CALLER: My question is,
because you'll always be
Robert, Debra and Ray Ramone
-- Barone, sorry, how do you
move on from that?
HEATON: Well, they
decided to stop shaving,
which I guess they think
it's going to make a
difference, right?
KING: (INAUDIBLE), how
do you shake that image?
ROMANO: How do you shake
the image? Yeah, it's
tricky. I mean, you're
talking about working
somewhere else and ...
KING: But you don't have
to, really, right? Because
if you're a stand-up, you
stay in mode.
ROMANO: Well, no, if I
want to do stand-up, I'm
going to...
KING: But if you want to
do movies, yeah.
ROMANO: Yeah, it's a
tricky transition. I think
it's nudity. I think you go
nude.
GARRETT: Yeah. Well, you
know, it's a business where
I think you always have to
reinvent yourself anyway.
You know, and if people say,
you know, but if you're
typecast -- if you're
typecast, that means that
people watch and they buy
you as that character. And
that's a good thing. You
know? It means you were on a
hit.
ROMANO: No, but it's a
legitimate -- it can be a
legitimate problem.
HEATON: Then, again if
you're a real actor, it
won't be an issue.
GARRETT: That's not an
issue here tonight, for
sure.
KING: So, Patricia will
not have a problem?
GARRETT: No, she's a
chameleon, Patricia. You can
see her commercials.
ROMANO: If you see
Albertson's commercials, you
know.
KING: Dalton,
Georgia. Hello.
Caller: Hi. Being the
mother of two boys, I have
adored this show for all the
years. My question is to
Patricia Heaton. How have
you -- when did you and how
did you conceal your
real-life pregnancies on the
air?
HEATON: Well, if you
watch the shows over the
years, you'll see every year
I was pregnant, my hair got
bigger to try to balance it
out, and I just ended up
looking like a pumpkin,
unfortunately. But we just
used big flannel shirts, and
I acted behind the couch and
carried a lot of...
GARRETT: You acted
behind me.
HEATON: Actually, they
put Brad in my light and...
KING: Why didn't the
writers give her another
kid?
HEATON: We, actually, we
had -- I think a script
flashback where I was
pregnant.
ROMANO: While you were
pregnant we did a flashback
to when you were pregnant.
But, we weren't going to add
a kid because we seldom show
the kids anyway. So, we
didn't need to do that. We
show the kids, you know, at
the right time.
KING: Because you would
think a lot of funny things
would come up over
pregnancy.
ROMANO: Well, we did the
flashbacks of her
pregnancies. But CBS didn't
want to pay another kid.
KING: Another one of the
favorites, this is one of
Patricia's favorites, called
"The Home." Robert and Amy
break the news to Ray and
Debra that Frank and Marie
are selling their home -- I
love this one -- and moving
85 minutes away. Watch.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
AMY: Wait until you hear
the best part.
ROBERT: We get the
house.
DEBRA: What?
AMY: Our own house!
RAY: You get the
house?
ROBERT: We get the
house. $26,000.
RAY: Whoa, why do you
get that?
AMY: What do you
care, Ray?
RAY: $26,000.
DEBRA: 85 minutes.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
ROMANO: Yes.
KING: Is it as much fun
to do it, to be a part of
it? I mean...
HEATON: That -- I love
those -- that was so much
fun. I just loved that.
ROMANO: Well, that was
cool to do because this is
our ninth year and that was
the second show or the first
show?
HEATON: First show.
ROMANO: And I got more
comments from that -- from
that one scene. So, people
were still surprised and
still laughing.
HEATON: To be in the
ninth year, if you're still
accomplishing that, that's a
great thing.
KING: You ever have
second thoughts about
leaving?
ROMANO: No. I mean, I
have -- I'm worried about
it. I'm worried about what
I'm going -- what's it going
to be like.
KING: But no second
thoughts that this was a
mistake.
HEATON: But you know it
was the right thing to do.
ROMANO: No, no, I don't
think so. I mean, no, the
answer is no.
KING: Davis, California.
Hello.
CALLER: Good afternoon,
Larry. (INAUDIBLE) speak
with you tonight. My
favorite characters are
Peter Boyle and Doris
Roberts. Ray, would you ever
consider working on the...
(AUDIO GAP),
ROMANO: I don't know
what it is, but...
KING: I have no idea
what it is...
HEATON: But he's
available.
KING: Those two were
with us last time when we
had the whole cast.
GARRETT: They're
amazing. Just amazing.
KING: What are they
going to do? You know,
what's Peter going -- well,
he'll always get roles.
ROMANO: And Doris is...
HEATON: Doris is
already...
GARRETT: Dories does
more than, I think, all of
us, pretty much. She's
always...
HEATON: She was always,
always, even through the
show, she was always
working.
ROMANO: She was always
-- and she's on vacation,
she's on a cruise to France,
she's in a castle somewhere.
Yes.
HEATON: She flew to
India one Christmas break.
Remember that, the first
year? India.
KING: And Peter's one of
the...
ROMANO: She ran with the
bulls. It's crazy.
KING: Peter's a great
character actor.
ROMANO: Peter -- yes. He
was, you know, the first
year, we both came from New
York, we both stayed in the
same apartment complex.
HEATON: Without your
families.
ROMANO: Yes, the
families stayed, and I was
the new guy and he took me
under his...
HEATON: You fell in
love.
ROMANO: Yeah, yeah. No,
he was a good buddy to me,
yes.
KING: Who could forget
him in "Young Frankenstein"?
Really great.
HEATON: We'd bring our
kids to the set and Peter
would do Frankenstein and
chase the kids around the
set. They loved it.
KING: We'll take a break
and be back with more of
"Everybody Loves Raymond."
Don't go away.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
RAY: How about my
little Steinbrenner joke?
MARIE: It
wasn't funny. It isn't nice
to hurt other people's
feelings.
RAY: Is that right?
I think you are the most
beautiful woman on the face
of the earth. And I know...
DEBRA: You spent
so much effort putting
together this fake checkbook.
Why didn't you just take
that same amount of effort
when you were doing it to do
it right...
RAY: You have been
drinking.
What if she's great at
piano? You got to stick to
stuff. You can't quit after
three lessons. Did I quit
asking you to marry me after
the restraining order?
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
KING: A couple of
things we should mention. At
8:00 Eastern time there's a
special documentary looking
back at the last year of
"Everybody Loves Raymond" on
CBS, and then at 9:00, the
last of the series, right?
This documentary airs...
ROMANO: Yes. Right.
KING: And Ray has a
children's book out as well,
called "Raymie, Dickie, and
the Bean: Why I Love and
Hate My Brothers."
ROMANO: Yes, I wrote it
with my brothers. My one
brother is a New York cop
and the other one's a New
York teacher, public school
teacher. So, we have a
children's book that came
out.
KING: For what age?
ROMANO: Like, four to
eight.
KING: Good, I'll get it
for the boys.
ROMANO: Good.
KING: You will be
appearing, stand-up, on May
17th at Meyerhoff's Symphony
Hall in Baltimore.
GARRETT: Yes.
KING: Very funny guy,
and May 19th at the Powers
Auditorium in Youngstown,
Ohio.
Blacksville, West Virginia.
Hello.
CALLER: Hi, Larry. My
compliments to your guests
for a wonderful programming,
and to you as well.
KING: Thank you.
CALLER: I would like to
ask your panel what their
perspective is on television
situation comedies. It seems
like we're inundated with so
many comedies, many of them
not nearly the quality of
"Everybody Loves Raymond."
What do they see down the
road in terms of the future
of situation comedies during
the family hour?
KING: Good question.
Ray?
ROMANO: Well, as far as
family comedies, I think
there's probably not many.
There's a lack of them now,
and people are saying like
it's the end of the sitcom
because of reality shows and
this. But I don't agree with
that. I think it's the end
until the next good one
comes along.
HEATON: It is all
cyclical, and as Phil
Rosenthal, our producer,
always stressed -- I mean,
he's right -- is that it's
about the writing. You have
to start out -- we started
out with real characters who
were really fleshed out and
had histories.
KING: A lot of them
aren't, though.
HEATON: A lot of them
aren't. A lot of them, they
take a stock sitcom
character -- we need the
funny friend -- we need this
or that, and they throw it
together, and there's really
no there, there.
ROMANO: I was going to
say it is cyclical, but I
have trouble with that word.
HEATON: Cyclical...
KING: Is Phil going to
produce another show?
ROMANO: Yeah, Phil'll
find -- yes, he's talented.
KING: You have
(INAUDIBLE) sitcoms.
GARRETT: I think
it's really what they --
it's very difficult to make
all of those pieces fit and
work and the writing is
crucial, and I think it's
probably the most coveted,
creative force in
television, is the writing.
ROMANO: How about
(INAUDIBLE) your spin-off
will be a good sitcom if
they'd ever....
KING: Why don't you do a
spin-off?
ROMANO: Come on.
KING: The brother.
ROMANO: The brother.
GARRETT: Why didn't you
say something? This is a
wonderful idea.
KING: Rhoda.
GARRETT: Rhoda.
KING: You can be the new
Rhoda.
GARRETT: It's Robert.
(CROSSTALK)
KING: Rhoda spun off
from Mary Tyler Moore.
GARRETT: Yes.
KING: You would be the
male Rhoda, Robert -- it was
hip. See, when I said Rhoda
(INAUDIBLE) hip.
GARRETT: See, what do I
know? That's why I didn't
pick up on the hip. I
thought he was calling me
Rhoda, I was going to say...
(CROSSTALK)
ROMANO: I don't know...
KING: Another favorite
episode, this from Brad, is
called "Robert's Rodeo." In
it, Robert the cop survives
a run-in with a bull, but
Robert's ego gets really
bruised. Watch.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE:
Coming up on News 2 at
11:00, we have exclusive
home video of a police
chase. Only this time, the
police are being chased, by
a bull. You won't believe
it.
All that and more coming up
on News 2.
DEBRA: That was scary,
right? RAY: You look
good.
(END VIDEO CLIP)
ROMANO: Were you scared
there?
KING: Where did you do
that?
ROMANO: I did it on the
back lot of Warner Brothers.
KING: They sent a bull
out?
ROMANO: They did. And,
you know, to do anything
athletic or -- to me, that's
a stunt. You know, you can't
get a Jewish guy to jump off
a porch.
KING: Correct.
GARRETT: You know that.
KING: Correct.
GARRETT: So they're like
-- and they laid this out to
me like three days before.
Phil says, you're going to
meet a bull. It's very nice.
We're going to put some
biscuits in your pocket and
you're going to run. It is
going to smell your biscuits
and then it's going to --
and it was frightening. It
was really, really
frightening for me. And...
ROMANO: No, but we had
everything under control.
GARRETT: It wasn't under
control. They had a zetzer
(ph) -- I'm over here,
Larry. They had a zetzer --
I'm sorry. They had a zetzer
-- maybe I'll talk to you,
the nephew.
KING: No, because I got
to go to break.
GARRETT: OK.
KING: So I hear what you
say.
GARRETT: But you're just
not into it. That's cool.
ROMANO: He's working a
lot of things here.
(CROSSTALK)
GARRETT: It's just a
bull.
KING: That's a lot of
bull.
We'll be back with more
moments with "Everybody
Loves Raymond." Don't go
away.
(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)
RAY: Another one.
Come on. OK. Great. Now we
try a happy one. Go ahead,
think happy thoughts.
ROBERT: I got nothing.
RAY: Remember when
dad got his arm stuck in the
vending machine?
ROBERT: That was
funny.
RAY: Yeah. How
about when mom was talking
and the moth flew in?
ROBERT: Keep
going.
RAY: Remember when I
almost got fired?
ROBERT: You
almost got fired?
RAY: There you
go. There you go.
ROBERT: When did you
almost get fired?
RAY: I don't
know. But Debra almost left
me.
ROBERT: You are good
at this!
(END VIDEO CLIP)
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
KING: Longview,
Texas. Hello.
CALLER: Hi. We all
love you here in Longview,
Texas.
ROMANO: Thank you.
HEATON: Thank you.
CALLER: And thank
goodness for reruns. Ray,
I'd like to know where
you'll be doing stand-up
comedy.
KING: Are you going
to do a tour?
ROMANO: I got a date
in Vegas next month at the
Mirage. And a couple of gigs
in summer. But I'm not going
to do like a -- no, I'm not
going to go on the road.
GARRETT: I think
you'll be in Texas at the
gag silo, won't you?
KING: What?
GARRETT: The gag
silo. Fabulous room. It's a
little tinny, but it's...
(CROSSTALK)
KING: You're at the
Mirage in Vegas next week?
ROMANO: Yes, yes.
KING: Now, do you --
is it all new material?
ROMANO: No. No.
That's the problem. That's
one thing I'm looking
forward to, is writing some
new material, because man,
I'm sick of my act. When I'm
on the show, I can't -- I
don't have time to write
material. I'm busy, you
know.
GARRETT: He's fabulous.
He kills. And he's always
(INAUDIBLE).
ROMANO: Brad and I did a
gig together in Vegas.
HEATON: Vegas.
GARRETT: We were like
the Rat Pack, but without
the talent. It was an
incredible...
ROMANO: Or the cool.
KING: You did a double
stand-up?
ROMANO: Yeah.
GARRETT: At the Mirage,
we both did a thing.
KING: You opened, he
closed?
GARRETT: Exactly.
ROMANO: Well, we
co-headlined. We
co-headlined, then we came
on at the end and we did a
little thing.
GARRETT: I wouldn't say
closed.
ROMANO: We co-headlined.
GARRETT: We did. We had
a great time.
KING: (INAUDIBLE)
HEATON: I have a new
fragrance coming out called
Pot Luck.
KING: What is it with
the fragrance?
(CROSSTALK)
ROMANO: By the way, you
start another (INAUDIBLE).
HEATON: I am, actually,
I'm along with Brad...
KING: you were a singer?
HEATON: I sing, yeah.
KING: So why don't you
open for them? ROMANO:
There you go.
HEATON: Hey.
GARRETT: Wouldn't that
be amazing?
HEATON: Me on top of a
piano.
ROMANO: Wow.
HEATON: Picture this in
your act. Now, we're selling
tickets in Baltimore. What
can I tell you, right?
(CROSSTALK)
ROMANO: ... since the
magazine came out.
KING: So you'll all be
in New York on Monday night,
right? For the...
ROMANO: Yes.
KING: ... finale. You're
going to see a special
showing of your own -- this
documentary Monday night
was...
ROMANO: They stayed with
us. They stayed backstage.
HEATON: It was crew that
filmed us for a year.
ROMANO: For the whole
kind of, yeah. So you get a
glimpse back there, and then
there's some clips. And then
some interviews with us. And
then the show from 9:00 to
9:30, and then we're
unemployed. That's it.
KING: Does it feel like
it's over, though, since you
finished it in January?
ROMANO: I don't think
it's going to feel like it's
over until -- because it's
still...
HEATON: Until August,
when we were supposed to go
back to work. And then...
KING: Is that the way it
always went?
(CROSSTALK)
HEATON: ... March, and
then you go back in August.
ROMANO: I haven't told
my wife it's over, by the
way, because I want to get
out of the house. So I'm
just going to tell her I'm
going to work -- and she
doesn't watch the show
anyway, so I'll just show
her some...
KING: There were moments
when it got serious, too,
the show, right? You touched
on serious moments? ROMANO:
At the right time.
HEATON: They'd always
come in and cut it with some
great...
ROMANO: Yeah, we'd
treacle cut it is
(INAUDIBLE).
GARRETT: Just when you
thought like it was getting
heavy, you had one of the
best lines...
HEATON: Best punchlines.
GARRETT: ... that you
can imagine.
ROMANO: To undercut it.
To undercut it. But yeah, we
-- you know, when it was the
right moment -- but far and
few between. But you earn
it. You had to earn it with
the comedy first.
KING: It's my honor now,
Brad, to return this ring,
which I know you will
treasure.
ROMANO: Have it cleaned
and...
KING: For many years to
come. That's a good idea.
You gave a ring to
everybody?
ROMANO: Sure, I gave the
cast and crew a little like
graduation high school kind
of thing. Which I didn't
have the privilege of doing.
Wait a minute, I graduated
high school.
GARRETT: Did you
graduate?
ROMANO: Yeah, I did.
KING: What school?
ROMANO: I went to three
different schools, high
schools.
GARRETT: At the same
time.
ROMANO: I graduated from
Hillcrest in Jamaica,
Queens.
KING: Ah. Lafayette in
Brooklyn.
GARRETT: El Camino Real
high school in Woodland
Hills, California.
HEATON: And Bay High
School in Bay Village, Ohio.
ROMANO: You're smart,
though.
(CROSSTALK)
HEATON: ... pretty.
KING: That's it, guys.
GARRETT: Thanks, Larry.
KING: Tomorrow night,
Condoleezza Rice, which was
the name Brad used...
GARRETT: It's amazing.
KING: ... in high
school.
ROMANO: Why don't we do
Vegas with her?
KING: Yeah, Condi could
open.
GARRETT: Yeah, there you
go.
KING: But right now,
it's "NEWSNIGHT." Aaron
Brown is off tonight.
Sitting in is Anderson
Cooper. Anderson, I'm going
to give you...
ROMANO: I like him. I
like Anderson.
KING: "Everybody Loves
Raymond" is going to toss to
you. This is your job now,
Ray.
ROMANO: Take it away,
take it away, Anderson!
KING: Look in that
camera and toss to him like
you see him. Give him a
big...
ROMANO: Ladies and
gentlemen, the Coop, as we
call him.
KING: The Coop!
ROMANO: Yeah, back in
the day. Take it away,
Anderson.