By Tom
Jicha | Sun-Sentinel
TNT's remake of Neil Simon's
The Goodbye Girl is one of
those projects that makes you
feel instantly old. A kneejerk
reaction might be, "Didn't
they just do that?"
Actually, it was 27 years ago
-- during the Carter
administration -- when Richard
Dreyfuss and Marcia Mason (then
Mrs. Simon) starred in the
big-screen version. The
timelessly charming tale, about
a couple of aspiring performers
in Greenwich Village who can't
stand each other until they
fall in love, has aged well.
Simon, an executive producer of
the TNT adaptation of his work,
joked he had to make only one
significant change to reflect
the contemporary scene: The
characters carry cell phones.
Director Richard Benjamin, who
has a cameo in the film, also
made only a minor tweak attuned
to the times. "Attention
spans are shorter today, so I
kept everything moving. We have
equipment today that is light.
We can move the camera and do
stuff that produces a kind of
energy."
Jeff Daniels and Patricia
Heaton capably assume the roles
originated by Dreyfuss, who won
an Oscar, and Mason, who was
nominated for one. They might
not have the depth of the
original stars, but the script,
essentially an elongated
sitcom, is not out of their
range.
Heaton is Paula McFadden, a
Broadway dancer who, at 36, has
effectively grown too old for
the highly competitive,
youth-dominated profession. No
matter -- her actor boyfriend
Tony has gotten his big break,
a TV movie. He is on the verge
of moving Paula and her
precocious 10-year-old, Lucy,
with him to California.
Paula, who has been oft-burned
at love, gets scorched again.
She returns home to find a note
that Tony was pitched a bigger
role in a European production,
and his new plans do not
involve Paula and Lucy.
Just when it seems things
couldn't get worse for the
abandoned females, they do.
Another would-be actor, Elliot
Garfield, shows up with the
news that before Tony left, he
sublet the apartment to him.
Paula claims squatters rights
but a receipt for three months'
rent gives Elliot the upper
hand. Fortunately, he's a
decent enough guy not to
immediately put Paula and Lucy
out on the street.
Unfortunately, he's a decent
guy with a lot of odd foibles.
He plays his guitar well into
the night -- in the nude -- and
begins his morning routine with
a medley of chants. He's also a
health nut.
All his quirks, grating as they
might be, are superfluous:
After all Paula has been
through, just the fact that
Elliot is an actor is
sufficient to make him persona
non grata.
Lucy, played by soda commercial
discovery Hallie Kate
Eisenberg, is more amenable.
She finds a lot to like about
their new roommate. "He
reminds me of a dog nobody
wants," Lucy says, trying
to get her mother to warm to
the newcomer. Elliot returns
the favor by taking to the
youngster, who is mature way
beyond her years. "You
were born 26," he quips.
Alas, Paula is too wary to let
down her guard. Lucy takes on
the major chore of playing
peacemaker in the house, with a
minor in matchmaking.
Even if this weren't a remake
of a familiar tale, it is
obvious where this story is
headed. Simon's trademark
repartee and the stars'
endearing chemistry make it an
enjoyable journey definitely
worth taking at least once
every 27 years.