By Samantha Critchell | Associated Press


Ray is greyer, Richard
more reflective and Robert's
head no longer has the shape
of a bean. But otherwise,
the Romano brothers will
tell you, not much has
changed since they were kids
growing up in Queens.
The fact that Ray - of
Everybody Loves Raymond fame
- is also one of TV's
highest-paid actors is at
best an afterthought when
he's with his brothers.
The Romanos put their
childhood memories into a
new children's picture book,
Raymie, Dickie, and the
Bean: Why I Love and Hate My
Brothers.
It chronicles the good
(riding the Vomitizer), bad
(Bean's stench after eating
hot dogs) and ugly (Dickie's
face after a magic wand
fails to transform it) of
what happens when the Romano
family spends the day at an
amusement park. Gary Locke
illustrates the boys as
caricatures, all with mops
of dark hair and toothy
grins, and he emphasizes
Ray's familiar long face and
puppy-dog eyes.
The most important thing to
47-year-old Ray was to make
the book funny. He has a
reputation to protect, after
all. Richard, 48, wanted it
to carry a positive message
about siblings. Robert, who
at 39 is still Bean to
everyone, worked in public
relations before becoming a
teacher in New York City; he
wanted to make sure it would
entertain his Grade 2
students.
When publisher Simon &
Schuster first approached
Ray about doing a children's
book, he turned them down.
"I wasn't really inspired to
do it. And then I thought
about what would I write
about if I did do it, and
when I thought of childhood,
all I thought about was
these guys. Then I thought
why not do it with them,"
Ray says. "Bob's a school
teacher, he teaches second
graders so he knows about
kids, and Richard has
children and he had written
a couple of little things
growing up. I remember him
with his diaries and
journals, and I thought he
was creative."
"We thought adding his
brothers to the book was
terrific. It underscores his
family values," said Rick
Richter, president and
publisher of Simon &
Schuster's children's
publishing division.
When you see the brothers in
action, it doesn't take long
to figure out the dynamics
of the relationships: Ray
might be the big star now
but he has admiration and
respect for Richard, whom
Ray spent many of his
formative years competing
against in sports. Richard,
a ruggedly handsome retired
police sergeant, is the most
thoughtful when he speaks.
He's also the brother with
battle wounds, since he
forged the path with their
strict father that made life
a little easier for his
younger siblings.
Then there's eager-to-please
Robert. He's shorter than
his brothers by several
inches and wears glasses. He
remembers lying beneath his
brothers' legs in the car as
they passed through the
gates of Six Flags' Great
Adventure, an amusement park
in New Jersey they visited
often as kids, so his family
wouldn't have to buy him a
ticket.
His brothers' obsession for
athletics left a bad taste
in his mouth, though he has
somewhat recovered and would
now sit down with them to
watch a game.
"He's our mascot," Richard
says.
Ray adds, "We remember
torturing him for fun." Then
he and Richard re-enact how
they'd stomp up the stairs -
banging a baseball bat the
whole way - saying in the
most haunting tone two
adolescent boys could
muster, "The doctor is
coming. The doctor is
coming."
Despite the teasing, Ray and
Richard would never allow
anyone else to target
Robert.
In the book, Raymie has to
take Bean to the bathroom
before they can go on the
Roaring River ride. As
Raymie waits outside the
stall, Bean calls out to
him.
"Raymie, are you still
there?" Bean says.
"Yeah," Raymie responds.
He asks this again and again
- and again. The second and
third times, Raymie says
"yeah." The fourth time he
says "no."
"Hey! You didn't fool me
anyhow," Bean says.
They share a laugh and then
Raymie admits, "He's not a
bad little brother."
Real-life Ray, whose TV
show, Everybody Loves
Raymond, ends its nine-year
run on May 16, says the
collaboration worked even
better than he thought. "We
did a lot of work over the
phone which limited a lot of
the fighting. Once we became
parents and adults, we
became war buddies. We don't
have the energy to fight
each other."
Ray and his wife, Anna, have
four children, who range in
age from seven to 14. They
live in Los Angeles. Richard
lives on Long Island, N.Y.,
and has a 19-year-old
daughter and a four-year-old
son, and Robert and his wife
live in Yonkers, N.Y.
Another collaboration is a
possibility.
"Book Two: Raymond Gets a
Rash would spice things up,"
Ray says with a laugh.
