By Premiere
Magazine | Transcript courtesy
of Marcia
Eulogy: Starring Hank Azaria,
Zooey Deschanel, Famke
Janssen, Piper Laurie, Kelly
Preston, Ray Romano, Rip
Torn, and Debra Winger;
Directed by Michael Clancy
(Artisan).
"Hey, Dad!" Romano screams
at no one in particular, as
he gets stoned with his
brothers and sisters in the
musty family basement. "What
about me? Can I be your kid,
too?" In Eulogy, his
live-action feature debut,
the TV star plays Skip
Collins, a lousy lawyer,
horny, single dad, and
black-sheep eldest son in a
dysfunctional family that's
come together to bury its
negligent patriarch (Torn).
Clearly, this is not a guy
everybody loves.
"He's definitely angrier
and, if possible, even more
immature than Ray Barone",
says Romano, who, after
"looking for something to do
for the last two hiatuses",
responded to this edgy black
comedy and relished the idea
of doing an ensemble film
his first time out. "There
would be a lot riding on me
shouldering a whole movie.
But I thought, hey, if all
these people were getting
involved with it, it's worth
taking a chance".
The other siblings who've
come home to mourn with
their suicidal mom (Laurie)
include Daniel (Azaria), a
has-been actor reduced to
playing nonsexual walk-ons
in porn flicks; Alice
(Winger), an uptight
fortysomething; and Lucy
(Preston), who's waiting to
break the news that she's
marrying her life partner
Judy (Janssen). (Winona
Ryder and Monica Potter were
briefly considered for the
lesbian couple but
scheduling conflicts
intervened).
The whole story is told
through the eyes of
grandchild Kate (Deschannel),
a struggling college
freshman who takes heart in
the fact that her family is
much weirder than she is.
"The script had a Harold and
Maude kind of feel to me",
Deschannel (The Good Girl)
says on the set in the Los
Angeles suburb of Altadena.
"My dad (cinematographer
Caleb Deschannel) worked
with Hal Ashby, so that's
why I wanted to do it".
First-time writer-director
Clancy likes the comparison.
"My favorite comedies are
the ones where people
torture each other", he
says. "I've always loved the
dynamics in families. When
you look closely enough,
there's an insanity that
permeates everything". That
mayhem is clearly evident in
today's scene, in which the
grown children play pool an
unwind with their friend
Mary Jane. "It's hilarious",
Azaria says. "The prop guy
rolled like eight different
joints of different herbal
varieties (of tobacco).
We're using honeyrose, and I
gotta say, it kinda tastes
like the real deal".
SET FACT: Hank Azaria, who
voices several characters on
The Simpsons, shares more
than just a career in
television with Eulogy
costar Ray Romano: "Ray and
I are from the same
hometown", he says. "Forest
Hills, Queens".
